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Old December 19th, 2009, 10:58 PM   #1
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i hate contemporary rock/metal. it seems like it all sucks uber cock. i like old rock like Queen, Pink Floyd, CCR, KISS, Van Halen (roth era) Led Zep, GnR, Iggy Pop, anyways, you get the picture...

as for metal: black sabbath, megadeth, iron maiden, blah blah blah.

i'll get to the point, any of you homos like the new rock/metal? i just checked out Mastodon and Iced Earth on youtube... i need newish stuff like that.

none of you fuckholes had better waste my time with Korn or HIM or Slipknot or any of that pussy numetal.

suggest stuff that has some balls and isn't some manufactured shit like Evanescence or Nickelback.

ok this iced earth is pretty sweet, first min and a half is kinda gay.



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Old December 19th, 2009, 11:01 PM   #2
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I downloaded Whitesnakes live DVD and it's the best live performance I've seen. While a lot of their songs have that oooh baby shit going on the guitar work is phenomenal. Doug Aldrich knows how to play a guitar as well as Reb Beach.
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Old December 19th, 2009, 11:04 PM   #3
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Old December 19th, 2009, 11:08 PM   #4
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yeah, i know about that thread, and a fuckton of pure ass is listed in there (along with some kickass stuff) i wanted advice on things i might like tailor made for me.

also, i want to be able to understand the lyrics, so none of that lead singer who sounds like a grizzly bear shit.
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Old December 19th, 2009, 11:14 PM   #5
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Yes it makes me cry how Childrens of Bodom vocals are there with some excellent instrumentals.
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Old December 19th, 2009, 11:19 PM   #6
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Yes it makes me cry how Childrens of Bodom vocals are there with some excellent instrumentals.
exactly. some bands i'd really dig...except the lousy singer growling who sounds like a million other growling bear douches.
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try some Kiuas, Hibria, or Lost Horizon for starters. they're mostly the same subject matter as Iced Earth. same style of modern power metal.
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you might like kamelot, listen to ghost opera or march of the mephisto. some of there stuff gets pretty symphonic so you might not like that. theres also blind guardian, hammerfall, candle mass mabye. im not really a heavy metal kind of guy.
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you might like kamelot, listen to ghost opera or march of the mephisto. some of there stuff gets pretty symphonic so you might not like that. theres also blind guardian, hammerfall, candle mass mabye. im not really a heavy metal kind of guy.
cool, i'm in the process of youtubeing all of the suggestions i'm getting.
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first one is too Ballad metal sounding for me, but the 2nd clip is way better!
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You ever listen to Dream Theater? Actually James LaBrie had a solo album out that was pretty good.
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yeah, i know about that thread, and a fuckton of pure ass is listed in there (along with some kickass stuff) i wanted advice on things i might like tailor made for me.

also, i want to be able to understand the lyrics, so none of that lead singer who sounds like a grizzly bear shit.
I would say that growling is an acquired taste, but it is worth trying to cultivate that taste, because many of the most talented metal bands use this style of vocals, and you'd be missing out on a lot of good music just because one aspect of the band turns you off.

I would say a good start would be listening to Opeth, because their musicianship is top-notch and the majority of their songs have both clean and "distorted" vocals, and mikael akerfeldt's growls are some of the most understandable I've heard.





If you can give Opeth a chance, then you may as well give Gojira a chance, because they are FUCKING HEAVY:





As for power metal bands like Iced Earth, my favorites are Gamma Ray and Helloween.



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Seeing as how you know your own tastes better than anyone I would suggest you do the work of exploring the different sub genres metal has yourself.. There's no real connection to the music when some unknown sends you a youtube link. When you discover a band yourself, listening to them becomes all the more powerful.
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