People are degenerate motherfuckers part 44,285

Furry Rabbit · November 20th, 2009, 03:19 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34066947...me_and_courts/

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PEORIA, Ariz. - An Arizona family is pleading with burglars to return a wooden music box containing the ashes of their 5-month old son.

The Peoria family came home Thursday afternoon and found the garage door open and the house ransacked. The burglars stole electronics and a wooden music box.

Inside the box were the ashes of 5-month-old Tyler. His mother, Lindsay Grannis, says he died in 1996; she laid him down for a nap with his twin brother and "he just never woke up."

The family says the box has no monetary value and they're willing to make a deal.

If the ashes are returned to any Peoria or Phoenix fire station, the burglars can keep the rest of the stolen items.

Police say they believe the burglars got inside the home using a universal garage door remote.

Firefighters have axes. I hope they get to use them.

Outlaw · November 20th, 2009, 03:20 PM

I bet they already made chocolate milk.

johnny boy · November 20th, 2009, 03:22 PM

Maybe they chopped up and snorted the ashes with the crystal meth they bought from selling the rest of the stuff.

November 20th, 2009, 03:22 PM	#3
johnny boy twitter.com/johnnyboy0510 Join Date: May 2007 Location: The frayed ends of sanity Posts: 6,114	Maybe they chopped up and snorted the ashes with the crystal meth they bought from selling the rest of the stuff. __________________ “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” ~ George Carlin

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