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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:01 PM   #1
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Default Crazy man invokes God, escapes the police!



Wow, that guy was batshit insane. After talking about a bunch of crazy shit like "your evil witch queen", he starts praying to God/Yahweh/The universe etc.. sings some nutty hymn of sorts, then the cops taser him but he still escapes!

Fucking nuts.
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:04 PM   #2
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lol those cops were just like "fuck it".
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:05 PM   #3
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:07 PM   #4
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He also doesn't seem to understand what "in favor" means.
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:07 PM   #5
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He has a warrant out for changing his name? WTF is that?
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:19 PM   #6
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Evil witch queens ftw.

Actually got away too, good shit.
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:19 PM   #7
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So there... Fuck all you athiests... he just invoked the archangels and got away.
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:22 PM   #8
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good thing he wasnt black.

We all know what would have happened then.
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:23 PM   #9
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I wonder why they didn't bash his crazy head in. If those NY cops can get away with dropping a lady on her face I don't see why these guys wouldn't have been able to get away with roughing up some crazy fucker.
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Old June 1st, 2009, 08:25 PM   #10
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you have to root for that crazy fucker - "and I sing a song for you, seven ways less the boys in blue". hahaha, great video.
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Haha the fat piggies didn't even try to give chase. On their radios they were just asking if any of the other pigs felt like going for doughnuts.
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I wonder why they didn't bash his crazy head in. If those NY cops can get away with dropping a lady on her face I don't see why these guys wouldn't have been able to get away with roughing up some crazy fucker.
I'm thinking that this took place in Canada. That may explain why they didn't kick the shit out of him or break his arm while trying to cuff him. They were using what appears to be a regular stun gun instead of the barb-launching taser, I've never seen an American cop with one of those things. The fact that they didn't tackle him after he got up just blew my mind too. Either these are not American cops or the Arch Angel really did get involved.

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The accents sound Canadian-ish as well. Either this took place in Canada or fucking Fargo.

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Damn, life is just awesome, isnt it?

I think it is...
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It's funny how bad they are at their jobs.
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when he goes "and that is my wife" and points at the camera, what do you think he's pointing at?
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He was one of those Sikhs right? Minu the towel on his head. Yahweh and archangels? Yeah he was a Sikh

That was too aweome. That dude got hit with a taser and rose up like a beast
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I'm thinking that this took place in Canada. That may explain why they didn't kick the shit out of him or break his arm while trying to cuff him. They were using what appears to be a regular stun gun instead of the barb-launching taser, I've never seen an American cop with one of those things. The fact that they didn't tackle him after he got up just blew my mind too. Either these are not American cops or the Arch Angel really did get involved.

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The accents sound Canadian-ish as well. Either this took place in Canada or fucking Fargo.


this... and he also said "Your Evil QUEEN"

we aint got no queen in 'Merica da grate.. land that I loath.. I mean love

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