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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:26 PM   #1
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:34 PM   #2
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:34 PM   #3
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That shit made my day, seriously.

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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:39 PM   #4
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That's funny, I had to go check there site out to see what exactly it was. At least some played along, that must be a boring job.
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:41 PM   #5
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:41 PM   #6
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That's funny, I had to go check there site out to see what exactly it was. At least some played along, that must be a boring job.
how would it be boring? They deal in customer service where people have to more or less embarass the fuck out of themselves, tons of awkward conversations with frustrated masturbators.

How could you not know what a fleshlight is??
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:44 PM   #7
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That was great! Haha!
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:44 PM   #8
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Is that you wrench or find it online? I'm freaking crying.
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:46 PM   #9
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No none of that is me, I yanked it off another board. I never ACCIDENTALLY A FLESHLIGHT! THE WHOLE THING!
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:48 PM   #10
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Holy shit ahahahha
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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:52 PM   #11
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"i have TOR"

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Old September 1st, 2008, 01:55 PM   #12
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i think that's hilarious, i would love that job, it'd be easy and you'd get a lot of laughs out of it
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Dude needs some Peer Guardian.
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This was fucking great.. I thought it was you but in any case good find dude.
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Old September 1st, 2008, 02:21 PM   #16
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LOL that was really funny.. it reminded me of wen we use to call 1-800-jennycraig and fuck with the operators.
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Old September 1st, 2008, 02:30 PM   #17
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LOL!!! Almost as good as Ventrilo Harassment.
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Old September 1st, 2008, 02:37 PM   #18
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Hahahahaha that was fucking hilarious
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