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Old December 25th, 2007, 10:39 PM   #1
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One of the most entertaining, laugh-out-loud threads I've read in a long, long time. Some jerkoff on NSXPrime apparently owns a few gambling sites, and somehow thought it would be a good idea to surreptitiously promote his little enterprise there.

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Old December 25th, 2007, 10:46 PM   #2
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traded in the van for an NSX.
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Old December 25th, 2007, 10:48 PM   #3
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NSX, the best designed car since the Delorian. /sarcasm
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Old December 25th, 2007, 11:19 PM   #4
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drive one. the NSX is one of the best designed cars ever.
shit was designed 16yrs ago and its engineering still holds up.
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Old December 25th, 2007, 11:20 PM   #5
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I have a supercharged 2005 NSX with racing headers and comptech exhaust, and it is in FACT the shit.

Best sports car I've ever owned.
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Old December 25th, 2007, 11:37 PM   #6
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i've been acurowned.

the fact that the car would have been lighter if the designer had stuck to chromoly steel instead of aluminum never bugged you?

thats what bugged me, mind you if i had big money, i would have a lot of cars that could be called flawed.
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Old December 25th, 2007, 11:41 PM   #7
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aluminum is lighter than steel.
that's why airplane fuselages are aluminum, not steel.
in fact, the NSX was ahead of its time in introducing an all aluminum body (among other firsts, like VTEC and crap)
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Old December 25th, 2007, 11:52 PM   #8
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The dude that designed the NSX said in a long article in Car and Driver that because of the lesser structural rigidity of the aluminum, he could have used significantly less material had he just stuck to good old steel, thus lowering the weight. but thanks for the hot tip.

EDIT: I was a huge NSX fan until I read that. Then I fell out of lust with it.
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Old December 25th, 2007, 11:55 PM   #9
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oh and they said the hydraulic lifters were revolutionary, but my '68 datsun 510 had hydraulic lifters, i never did understand that part.
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not so much the hydraulic lifter tech, but the use of variable valve timing (VVT).
NSX engine was the first to use VVT (considered way ahead of its time in 1990)
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Old December 26th, 2007, 12:32 AM   #11
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it is sooo fucking hard to work/find people that can work on an NSX with the engine placement, but the mid engine is great for the handling

I love everything about these cars, and to the everyday man that is uneducated in the field of cars, they are over a decade old that still look like a concept car from italy

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Old December 26th, 2007, 12:37 AM   #12
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in all fairness, that might be what Joe's NSX looks like, but the stock ones i see cruising here aren't nearly that cool.
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oh and they said the hydraulic lifters were revolutionary, but my '68 datsun 510 had hydraulic lifters, i never did understand that part.
yo, how's that 510? did you restore/modify it?
for some reason, i recently got bitten by the classic car bug and i've been perusing Craigslist like a madman for the last 2wks.
i'm considering a BMW 2002, 280zx, or E30 325i.
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510 i liked because i think it was the first rwd with idependant rear suspension.

take a jag rear end, cut it down (brakes are on the dif not in the wheel) put that in.

get fiberglass instead of sheet metal wherever you can on the car.

drop a rotary enigine in it that has been worked up.

bango, 150-300 hp in a tiny little 1200lbs car.

My personal fav car of all time is my 1989 325i that my dad drives now. Seriously the ballsiest little beast ever, handles like its on rails, sounds amazing, and still blows me away how nice it looks compared to all its big brothers and sisters.
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Old December 26th, 2007, 05:28 AM   #15
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speaking of the classic car bug, I'm really liking the idea of picking up an AW e30 m3. mmmmmm...
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there's a guy in jersey who has the cleanest one in the country, he's been offered 50k for it and turned it down, those are great cars
http://www.s14.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26814
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Old December 26th, 2007, 09:01 AM   #17
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there's a guy in jersey who has the cleanest one in the country, he's been offered 50k for it and turned it down, those are great cars
http://www.s14.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26814
MMMMMM that's beautiful...
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The thread this topic's about is completely brutal! Holy shit, but they fucked that dude up in top-flight fashion... everything above board!

It reminded me of some of the ownage that happens here.

Svector, you posted something very entertaining. Thanks.
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Old December 26th, 2007, 09:22 AM   #19
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they fucking tore that dude up
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The thread this topic's about is completely brutal! Holy shit, but they fucked that dude up in top-flight fashion... everything above board!

It reminded me of some of the ownage that happens here.

Svector, you posted something very entertaining. Thanks.
Thanks, I was wondering if anyone would actually read the whole thing and comment on it. The NSX is cool (I own one too) but the car itself is just a footnote to this story. The real news is how these members completely shredded poor ol' Nick.

I'm Still LMAO.
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