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December 11th, 2006, 03:13 PM
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Look at me when I'm talking to you.
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Hahahaha-now that was awesome
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December 11th, 2006, 03:19 PM
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As I was walking on the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today; I wish that man would go away. |
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December 11th, 2006, 03:27 PM
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Explosive Joseph™
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"I am convinced that there are genuine and valid levels of perception available with cannabis (and probably with other drugs) which are, through the defects of our society and our educational system, un-available to us without such drugs." - Carl Sagan |
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December 11th, 2006, 03:32 PM
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Down with this sort of thing
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You'd think a spindly fucker like him would have learned how to protect himself at this stage, he must get guys taking pops at him pretty frequently.
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Loo loo loo, I've got some apples, loo loo loo, You've got some too |
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December 11th, 2006, 03:52 PM
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who farted?
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hitting a man at his job is gay, that's the problem with this world, it seems 90% dont crack someone when they should or crack someone for something they shouldnt hit a person for, like in this case.
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December 11th, 2006, 04:05 PM
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who farted?
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joe is there anyone in comedy other than you who can take care of himself. for me it be simple you step on stage in a mensing manore and i'm swinging instantly with fists, a chair, the mic stand,anything i could get my hands on.
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December 11th, 2006, 04:07 PM
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Rogan Board Scientific Advisor
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And Carrot Top can probably handle himself.
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December 11th, 2006, 04:07 PM
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I want it all.
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anybody ever see Brian Jones Town Massacre peform?
they start some good fights.
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When i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep...not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
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December 11th, 2006, 04:11 PM
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who farted?
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i think all comedians should learn how to scrap, i think if someone steps on stage they should leave by ambulance, it should be a muggin, a beat down, not a fight.
people should be scared to step on stage.
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December 11th, 2006, 04:12 PM
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Rogan Board Scientific Advisor
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Goddamnit, I wish I could remember which comedian it was on O&A recently, I think it was Louis CK, talked about how a dude was about to climb up on stage and attack him, and Louie smashed him right in the skull with the base of the mic stand.
That's how comedians should roll.
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December 11th, 2006, 04:16 PM
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Sado-masochist
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stupid utube took the video down. i missed out
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December 11th, 2006, 04:21 PM
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Fuck
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There used to big this big, bald motherfucker named 'Tree' who used to do comedy around the San Francisco bay area in the late 80's, early 90's. I wouldn't've have ever started shit with him.
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December 11th, 2006, 04:27 PM
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I want it all.
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remember this cunt's 15 minutes of fame?
if your gonna pie someone, make it count
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When i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep...not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
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December 11th, 2006, 09:59 PM
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Excessive use of farce
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"I am German. You are a crowd. We work well together."
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I ruin everything. |
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December 11th, 2006, 11:24 PM
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Well he is a Jew, I'm sure he knows a few good lawyers. It may also probably be the first paycheck he's received in quite a while. This could be a good thing for him.
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December 12th, 2006, 12:29 AM
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Explosive Joseph™
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There are a few comics that can take care of themselves, but for the most part, the reason why guys become comics is because of physical insecurity. I developed my sense of humor because I wanted to make everyone laugh during the downtime of martial arts training because it was so nerve racking. Humor all comes from a similar place for the most part.
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December 12th, 2006, 12:42 AM
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who farted?
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u'm so fucked on acid
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December 12th, 2006, 12:45 AM
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honk honk!!
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have a hot cocoa if you're feeling bad.
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December 12th, 2006, 12:51 AM
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who farted?
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i feel great dude, i love acid, it's why i do it so little
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December 12th, 2006, 06:15 AM
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Sado-masochist
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