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Old September 2nd, 2009, 06:17 PM   #21
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Omgomgom lets role play guyz.

I'll start

-I walk into the room, and everyone is like "Holy shit", because I have gold armor on.
I then proceed to sharpen my sword, and you guys are still freaking out over my armor.
So I'm like "Fuck this" and I take my armor off, and now you guyz are freaking out over my muscles.

Okay whos next!?
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Omgomgom lets role play guyz.

I'll start

-I walk into the room, and everyone is like "Holy shit", because I have gold armor on.
I then proceed to sharpen my sword, and you guys are still freaking out over my armor.
So I'm like "Fuck this" and I take my armor off, and now you guyz are freaking out over my muscles.

Okay whos next!?
Shut up, loser.

/knuckle sandwich steal your lunch money
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Old September 2nd, 2009, 07:06 PM   #23
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Shut up, loser.

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Was that a part of the role play? If so, very convincing. Great job.
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Old September 2nd, 2009, 07:24 PM   #24
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*enters room riding bike naked*
*takes a seat and turns on the televison*
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Old September 2nd, 2009, 07:27 PM   #25
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*television sucks you into it*

You are now on the set of Ellen Degeneris.
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Old September 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM   #26
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*the Ellen Degeneris show begins*

You realize that you ARE Ellen Degeneris
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Old September 2nd, 2009, 07:52 PM   #27
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*goes and has sex with Portia de Rossi*
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Amadeus, are you full of envy? Never owning a power glove yourself? Sadly, I can say the same....



Look at the shiiiiit....
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*locks thread*
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/thread magically unlocks.

I did own a Power Glove. I was also in The Wizard, you know.
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