hippy jihad
February 4th, 2009, 10:49 AM
no, i would never fill one of these things out. pure, unadulturated faggotry if you ask me. but people - sometimes, unfortunately, your own family members write some REALLY random shit. i might have to go on a de-friending spree. some examples.
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1. i have a very long vaginal canal and the cervix is difficult to reach but my boyfriend probably enjoys that when we get randy (~according to Nurse Sheppard)
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3. i have a lazy eye from genetics
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14. i can make it clap
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25. i crop dust (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crop%20Dust)
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5. When I was a little boy (2-3 yrs old) I had leg braces similar to the ones Forest Gump wore. The best part of the story is that I didn’t know this until about 4 years ago although I had a reoccurring nightmare for 20 years about wearing braces on my legs. Run Jimmy Run!
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19. I’ve learned the hard way that under no circumstances should anyone ever believe the cruel myth that cake icing smells like farts.
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22. SEX STORY: Got your attention. Without going into detail: Night, Pool, Sex……I know you’re pissed because I left out all the good parts right? Fast forward to the next afternoon at a barbeque/pool party. A 5 year old child is prancing around showing off her new bracelet that she found in the pool. After a brief struggle with the child an adult was able to remove the birth control ring off her wrist…
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some things about family members you just dont want to know.
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1. i have a very long vaginal canal and the cervix is difficult to reach but my boyfriend probably enjoys that when we get randy (~according to Nurse Sheppard)
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3. i have a lazy eye from genetics
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14. i can make it clap
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25. i crop dust (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crop%20Dust)
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5. When I was a little boy (2-3 yrs old) I had leg braces similar to the ones Forest Gump wore. The best part of the story is that I didn’t know this until about 4 years ago although I had a reoccurring nightmare for 20 years about wearing braces on my legs. Run Jimmy Run!
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19. I’ve learned the hard way that under no circumstances should anyone ever believe the cruel myth that cake icing smells like farts.
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22. SEX STORY: Got your attention. Without going into detail: Night, Pool, Sex……I know you’re pissed because I left out all the good parts right? Fast forward to the next afternoon at a barbeque/pool party. A 5 year old child is prancing around showing off her new bracelet that she found in the pool. After a brief struggle with the child an adult was able to remove the birth control ring off her wrist…
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some things about family members you just dont want to know.